God this kid annoys me that feeling when the teacher has forgotten give you homework and you think yay not homework i can just laze around after doing my huge history essay thats meant to take me 20 mins "yeah sure, i wish" Then when your about to leave you hear from the other side of the classroom 'whats the homework" at that moment the whole class glares at that kid with the need in their eyes to kill them HOW IRRITATING :)

Example.... "Have you done your cello practise" "YES! i actually have this time" "Your smiling" well how can i not be smiling with you staring at me like that i mean what is funnier than your dad looking at you with his eyebrows risen. I just always seem to start laughing when i'm telling the truth and keeping a straight face when i'm lying, i mean that good when your lying (its not like i lie) and all but its just so damn annoying. "why don't u show me what you have practiced" "shit" End of conversation... :)

Who hasn't done that? I mean its just so inevitable. Rules like: We always play dodge ball at the end of lunch instead of doing lessons. We are allowed to talk during mental maths exams (absolute hell) We are allowed to stay in during break. We can sit where ever we want. (i have used this one so many times) We can put music on in class. (They always fell for that) Thats the type of supply teachers my school used to contract. It just shows how good my school my school was. Never learnt anything but like hell it was fun! C'est la vie :)

I don't actually know how many times i have done this. That feeling you get when you leave that you have forgotten something but you just cant remember what. This happened the other day i had left my phone charging and I left for school after being told my cousin was coming and he didn't have the keys so he would call me to know where i had hidden the spares, but of course with my memory I forgot! I was nearly at my bus stop, I could see the bus at the end of the roads and I noticed what i had forgotten i ran back home got my phone and missed my bus Well Done to me.:)

In my opinion its better to be a unicorn as when your a unicorn anything can happen. You can eat cheese! You can meet other unicorns! You can stand on rainbows! You can eat some more cheese! See there are so many things you can do when your a unicorn. SO BE A UNICORN!! They rule! :)

I DO THAT!  That urge to follow the simmering shiny thing that flies across as if it's the boss. Who do they think they are just flying around like that as if it owned the world. You instantly start running after it, jumping as high as you can trying to pop it but it always seems to just dodge your hand then you get that feeling of determination that takes you over and makes you look like a complete lunatic.

Where would I be in life if there wasn't that kid. I probably would have learnt so much more in primary school its unbelievable, especially when your best friend is that kid, he would always give us a small break that lasted for....the whole lesson, I then might have not needed so many tutors. You never know. The teacher would spend so many hours of the day shouting at him that all I really learnt to do in primary school was to laugh and answer back at teachers. :P

Im sitting in the car right, my mum says "Ill come back in a minute just wait in the car" I sit there for what seems like forever when I decide look at the clock to see how many minutes my mum meant (3 mins had passed) then i get the urge to lock the doors i reach for the big red lock button, when everybody around me seems like they want to get in my car. everybody seems to be coming towards the car WHEN THE TRUTH IS THEY DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. SCARY MUCH :)

Annoying much! I have an annoying relative that comments on all I post on fb. I have an ipod touch so whenever i get a notification it makes a noise and lights up (doesn't seem that annoying right? but it is). Its annoying because the fact that he lives on the other side of the world we have a 6 hour difference. So I could be in bed (sleeping) and i hear a noise. i look at my ipod and it says you have 3 new notification pending. I look and they are all from HIM! Now whenever i see him "YTF did you wake me up' is all i can think. It will haunt me forever! :)

I mean fine but when they know that they are not funny it just ruins the whole word FUNNY i mean who do they think they are taking the FUN out of the word FUNNY especially when your friends dont laugh it just makes the scene a hole lot more embarrassing.

This is so annoying!! There are times when your friend comes bounding in to see you and says hello and to you it seems like she is the most over-confident, smug, awful person you have ever had the misfortune to meet. You then blank her for the rest of the morning until you remember she's your best friend and she never actually did anything to you... you then just have to hope she gets over it as quickly as you have. :-)

What if? Well lets think. Have you ever thought something about somebody that you never had the guts to say it to their face? Now imagine if you had said that to that somebody would you be a different person? Would you have different friends, different enemies. A different opinion on people. Think about it! :)

Yeah true yet again! And of course we get piles of homework over the two days of freedom instead of during the week where everyone feels like their life is over. Every Friday you wait in hope that the teachers will forget about homework until the very last minute when someone comes out with 'Sorry but you forgot our homework'. The teacher then decides that they better give you a three week topic to make up for the fact you almost missed a 20 minute sheet. You then go and bash your head against the wall while trying to work out how on earth you're going to fill a scrapbook with stuff off wikipedia.

Totally true!
In fact a couple of weeks ago I needed a new jumper but being me had absolutely no money, so fortunately my mum leaped at the chance to have a bonding day out with her daughter... at Westfield.
Anyway we were just in Topshop when I glanced across only to see a group of kids from my school right outside, by themselves, with no parents... right as I was planning my escape route my mum shouted very loudly, 'Honey, what dress size are you?' Only using my actual name. The fact I turned bright red didn't exactly help the situation, I turned round and started frantically looking through a pile of jumpers hoping they would think I was by myself and they had imagined the voice?! I then discovered that I was actually sorting through men's trousers and dashed into a nearby changing room and staying there for 15 minutes.
Message? Don't go to shopping with your mum, it could ruin your life.

See this is why I failed my recent history exam, it's that feeling where you get up in the morning and go 'Right today I'm am going to memorise the entire French revolution, two minutes later you see a bird and decide to chase it down the street only to return five hours later with an ice cream, two cupcakes and your blackberry in your hands feeling that it's far too late to do any revision now and looking at birds counts as biology revision, plus having to count out change for the ice cream, which, technically counts as maths.
You then fall asleep watching T.V deciding that as you worked so hard today you have earned a day off tomorrow.

Totally true! I mean what if the kid being fed this stuff never actually stopped believing and they grew up, married some person who also still believed in Santa and that lot! Their kid would wake up on Christmas morning all excited, see their empty stocking and feel as if their life was over, not to mention both the parents having their hearts destroyed realising their beloved Santa was no longer around... it could happen if you think about it. And all this because of lies parents spread. So parents can't accuse us of lying as the big lies come from parents themselves. :)

My friend wanted to kill herself because of this rule... Last week was Exam week and in the maths word didn't fit with word. And then there are the weird, alien names they give their odd characters who for some reason want to know how much chocolate they've consumed instead of just stuffing their face with it like a normal human being with a normal name.

True! Very True!
Have you ever been in this situation? Well I have. I think it was last wednesday. (it was last wednesday)  I had been owed money for the last 3 weeks (i really needed it at this point) and she said i had been given the money back (i definitely hadn't). In the End i went up to my room (without my money) after being told to stop answering back. :(